Here's the Sizzle!

I'm shocked you doubted me. I eat at Sizzler all the time. I don't need coupons but I do like the convenience of coupon clipping. You know, I have some kids and one of them follows politics. Most of the time, he just screams at me about how stupid everything is. Is this city really so bad? I haven't been to the west side in fifteen years but I hear it's a parking lot.

This should please my main Tujungan man Joe Barrett: Jim Beam 1.75 liters are on sale at CVS right now for $20 or something like that. You don't even need a coupon. But our Trader Joe's on Foothill is for the birds. Have you ever tried that packaged smoke coho salmon? Sheesh, Emily brought home one the other day and it all fell apart like it wasn't even sliced. How does salmon get like that anyway?