OK, Now, Here's the Deal!

Steak or Malibu Chicken and a half dozen shrimp for $9.99! I don't see how they do it! You know what a package of frozen shrimp costs me at Trader Joe's--seven fucking bucks! I don't got that kind of money to throw around! I'm on a fixed income, Jughead!

So listen up. You make sure on June 6 or whenever that you don't vote for any of those losers in the Assembly race. Gatto--what the hell is that anyway, some kind of kitty cat? And what's a Sundar, is that like a sundial? I'm telling you, these two foreigner clowns will do not a thing for you in four years, but a single visit to Sizzler on Foothill can make you happy!

I just read about poor ol' Zuma Dogg

Zuma Dogg look out for old predatory cougars like Courtney Cox! They might just want something out of you a man can't give too often! You're better off letting a guy like me handle that kind of serious loco-motion. Listen, it's getting colder, and Sizzler serves a nice warm soup too. There's a good vegetable beef and even a pumpkin in some locations. I don't see why every Sizzler in the city can't spare a free bowl of its best to Zuma Dogg for making so many lives so much happier. Sizzler is based right here in Culver City, and they should let a man eat every now and then. Times is tough!

Here's that post about Zuma Dogg not partying like it's 1939! Zuma you should also call up John Shallman, he's loaded.

Garlic toast--it's like dessert!

OK, nobody move. I'm getting up. I just love getting up and leaving. Just like that, I'm gone. Outta here. See you tomorrow girls! You too, guys!

Wooo, I think Bill eats at Sizzler had a little too much of that carafe of burgundy. Howdee-do!

Yum!

I hear that today's the big day when the people of Northeast Valley have a chance to elect either a Westside Jew or a Burbank Armenian to City Council! You can bet your bippy I'm staying out of the voting booth today! I don't vote for nobody! Come on down with me and grab a Seafood Platter at the Sizzler at Sunland and the 210!

Whoever gets elected, let's eat!

Here's the Sizzle!

I'm shocked you doubted me. I eat at Sizzler all the time. I don't need coupons but I do like the convenience of coupon clipping. You know, I have some kids and one of them follows politics. Most of the time, he just screams at me about how stupid everything is. Is this city really so bad? I haven't been to the west side in fifteen years but I hear it's a parking lot.

This should please my main Tujungan man Joe Barrett: Jim Beam 1.75 liters are on sale at CVS right now for $20 or something like that. You don't even need a coupon. But our Trader Joe's on Foothill is for the birds. Have you ever tried that packaged smoke coho salmon? Sheesh, Emily brought home one the other day and it all fell apart like it wasn't even sliced. How does salmon get like that anyway?